The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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