I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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