I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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