All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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