I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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