So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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