Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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