I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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