what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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