Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Randomize
