Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Randomize
