I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We don't watch enough power rangers
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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