Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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