ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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