I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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