is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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