I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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