Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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