What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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