We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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