But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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