the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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