I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize
