She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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