what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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