i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
The best revenge is premature balding
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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