their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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