mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I can't put those talents on a resume
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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