You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Your shirt... Was in my pants
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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