So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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