We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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