But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
