I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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