Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Randomize
