I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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