if only i could text you this smell
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
