She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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