Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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