Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
We need to get me chipped asap
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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