I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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