You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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