If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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