I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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