You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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