Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Randomize
