Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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