I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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