And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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