I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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