I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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