i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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