UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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